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"<pre>IMPORTANT TAX DOCUMENTS ENCLOSED</pre>",

"Givin' up food for funk", // the JB's

"King Philip crawls over foaming gorilla spit", // and rew

"Nobody love me but my mother, and she could be jivin' too.", // BB King

"radio = no pictures", // ira glass

"laziness breeds productivity", // unknown, via steve mcshurley

"\"a total tops pasher\"", // amanda buckley

"Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine.", // TMBG, "The Sun"

"\"Less an argumentative essay than a step-by-step answer to the exam question, this brief but relevant and always logical expository exercise shows a proficient command of difficult material and a readable, efficient style.  Could you have done a more intriguingly far-reaching essay?  I think so.  Can you double-space next time?  I hope so.\"", // Diane Michelfelder, PHIL 331, Cal Poly

"No, I can't dance.  My feet are much too wide.", // Oingo Boingo, "On The Outside"

"One of the oddest things about human nature is that someone who says \"I couldn't disagree more\" will in fact continue to disagree more.", // Larry Wall

"I\'m interested in things.", // TMBG, "Dr. Worm"

"<b>The primordial mystery of the funk:</b> You can still have it no matter how many times you give it up.",  // The Onion (horoscopes)

"If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day in a half, how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?" //no idea (old calpoly .sig line)

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